![]() Siegfried tells Ted to show him his cock. The woman mentions that Ted has "a huge cock." Ted denies this. Ted asks what he ever did to her and Siegfried. The woman takes a wry attitude, accusing Ted of having sex with her. ![]() He tells them that it was a test, saying he's happy because he knows the woman loves him now. Ted exits the bathroom, finding the woman and Siegfried on the floor. The man twitches and vomits, just missing Ted, who jumps back into the bathroom. Ted notices a man halfway out of the window above his window. He sees the window and worms his body halfway through it. Ted enters the bathroom and searches the medicine cabinet. He tells Ted to get his nitro pills from the bathroom. He then kisses Ted, twitches, says "my heart," and collapses. He agrees to call Ted by his chosen name. The man calls Ted "Theodore." Ted corrects him, telling him to call him "Ted." The man says his name is Siegfried. The man catches Ted doing this and points the gun at him. He argues that they're complete strangers, and she says, "it's where we end up that counts." They realize the man is coming back, and Ted puts the gag back into her mouth. The woman mumbles at Ted and he pulls the gag from her mouth. The man tells Ted not to move a nose hair, picking up the gun. He puts the gun down and has Ted mouth an apology for saying he f-ed another man. ![]() The man pulls Ted up and says he demands an apology. The man hits Ted in the face with the gun, knocking him down. He accuses Ted of being the woman's beau. A woman ( Jennifer Beals) is tied to a chair and gagged behind the man. A man ( David Proval) points a gun in Ted's face. The second segment is "The Wrong Man." Ted walks into a darkened room 404. Diana rises from the cauldron in physical form. Eva says she's a woman now, telling them that she and Ted did it in the cauldron. Ted leaves the suite as the witches plus one more return. After Ted resists Eva's advances, she casts a spell on him, causing him to be swept away with her. Eva says it doesn't matter if she smiles or not, and explains that she and her friends are a coven, as well as the situation with Diana. The witches leave Ted alone with Eva, whom Ted tries to entertain by acting silly. A witch gives him a $50 tip, telling him that he has to make Eva smile. Alas, instead of keeping the sample, she swallows it. Eva ( Ione Skye) was required to get the key ingredient: fresh semen. The witches dance around, then they begin putting ingredients into the huge cauldron. One says they intend to reverse the spell that turned their goddess Diana into stone in this very room 40 years ago. With the ingredients in hand, the women, some of them topless, enact a ritual. The women send Ted to get a bunch of ingredients, mostly from the kitchen. "The Missing Ingredient" begins with a bunch of women (including Madonna and Lili Taylor) converging in the Honeymoon Suite, where there's a huge cauldron in the room's center. The film begins with Ted the Bellhop ( Tim Roth) in a room filled with hotel memorabilia, talking to Sam the Bellhop ( Marc Lawrence) about what a bellhop is.
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